So this is a thing now, right? Get enough Internet signatures on a petition and you get to play in the MLB? I’m going to start a campaign. “Get War2 One At Bat.” It’ll be for the Cardinals, of course, because I figure the best way I could help the Cubs would be to play for any other team.

On this show!

• Kerm is textually molested by a rabid Twitter follower
• Andy tells a disturbing story regarding reproductive organs
• I predict the Rangers will win the World Series, mere hours before they choke away the AL West

So stick around, why don’t you. It’s not like you have anything better to do with your life.

Theme music courtesy Scott H. Biram and Bloodshot Records

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